Mark Hoppus, Blink-182: “Gavin’s the best writer ever. Shakespeare’s an asshole next to this guy.”

Publishers Weekly: "For random rock 'n roll scuttlebutt, it's a gem."

"The ants are my friends/They're blowin' in the wind" ("The answer my friend/Is blowin' in the wind" - Bob Dylan)

"Sweet dreams are made of cheese" ("Sweet dreams are made of this" - Eurythmics)

"The girl with colitis goes by" ("The girl with kaleidoscope eyes" - The Beatles)